A Terry Tate Classic...

Impressive...

Golf + Basketball Announcers = Great Video

Three Wolf Moon Shirt...

My brother-in-law sent me an email telling me to check out this link. Some of the funniest stuff I have read. Click here and then read the customer reviews. Hilarious!!!

Myron Rolle gets it...

It's not to often that you hear about a college football player give up the NFL to go back to school for a year to pursue another career. It's a pretty cool story, so click here to read it.

Kentucky Derby...

I really enjoy watching horse racing and am currently sitting here waiting for the Preakness to start. I haven't had the chance to blog about this yet, but as many of you know a couple of weeks ago a 50-1 shot, Mind That Bird, won the Kentucky Derby. It was incredible! This horse was in the back of the pack the entire time and Valerie and I actually were saying how bad we felt for the horse. Then this happened...

And the winner is...

I am calling it here. This movie will win Best Picture at next years Oscars. It's a lock.

And yes, that is the 80's pop star Debbie Gibson starring in the movie. Perhaps a best actress nod for Ms. Gibson?

Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary

Note: I am a cat owner. Got this emailed to me from my brother-in-law, who is a dog owner. Either way its pretty funny.

The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

This is incredible...

A very important post...

Is there anything better than Wild Berry Gummy Lifesavers?

Answer...Absolutely not.