Wednesday, September 10, 2008

News Story of the Day...

This could be one of the greatest news stories of all time. I especially like the final sentence. Hilarious!

Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage attack

Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.


*From San Francisco Chronicle

2 comments:

Valerie said...

hahahaha...wow

Anonymous said...

It takes all kinds to make the world go round....I guess??