Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Question...

How can such a precious animal (our wonderful cat Hawkeye), that sleeps on my pillow at night, falls asleep with his head on my shoulder, plays fetch with a wad of paper, and leaps 3 feet off the ground after a tiny play mouse have such horrible breath...
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4 comments:

csusi said...

im gonna go out on a limb and say its because cats lick their butt.

just a thought.

September 25, 2008 at 8:28 AM
Anonymous said...

I was going to say the same thing a csusi because it makes sense to me.

September 25, 2008 at 5:23 PM
MTR said...

Here's how to fix it:

Attach a 3 foot leash to your cat and secure it in the middle of your driveway with a large brick or a rock.

Then, repeatedly and carelessly back in and out of your driveway with reckless abandon, as if there is no cat or brick in your driveway.

Discard of the remains and hose up the mess.

And then you won't have to worry about smelly breath anymore.

... not a cat fan.

... although I am a fan of the cat's name!

September 27, 2008 at 12:13 AM
csusi said...

i was just gonna maybe mention some cat mints.

but mtr's suggestion i think would probably do the trick.

wow.

September 27, 2008 at 10:24 PM

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